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A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 5,200 times in 2010. That’s about 13 full 747s.

In 2010, there were 5 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 41 posts. There were 15 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 8mb. That’s about a picture per month.

The busiest day of the year was February 22nd with 90 views. The most popular post that day was Please pay attention-the Sealdah bound R….

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, linkedin.com, lmodules.com, google.co.in, and twitter.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for wall-e, buy n large, walle, bipasha basu in saree, and sreelekha.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

Please pay attention-the Sealdah bound R… February 2010
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Wall E,Google,Virgin and the Death of Branding? December 2009
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Where have all the Bong beauties gone?(The Telegraph-25th Jan) February 2009
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CV October 2009
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Likhte likhte..love ho jaye.The mast mas… May 2010

The location:one of the older IIMs-the biz quiz that was being organised as a part of their annual fest.The usual mix of corporate and b school teams had thrown the top 6 teams from across the nation after 2 online and offline prelim rounds.This was going to be one of the coldest quizzes one had ever been to-and in possibly another historic first,the quiz got postponed by a day,thanks to the aircraft of the QM being unable to land in the city due to intense foggy conditions!

As luck would have it,our schedules,after much grumbling and growling had to be redrawn,and we had to put up for the night at the campus itself.Now for the characters’ credentials.One of the teams boasted of one of the most feared names in the corporate business quizzing circuit-a Brand Equity national champion
himself.Partnering him,an erstwhile BT Acumen National champion and Tata Crucible national runners up.It wasn’t all-there were 2 others who were BT
Acumen National champions too,and sandwiched in this gliterrati-the 2 of us,my happy Surd partner Karan,and myself.

Post dinnner,the usual round of banter began-the same sharing of own exploits around the nation,asking some real top draw questions-then scandals and rumours and latest updates from the world of quizzing-the quintessential chat that typifies quizzers as ‘nerds’ in the eyes of bystanders.Karan had to leave around midnight,to accompany his 2 other classmates in another event he was participating in.The cold refused to relent,and the rest of us decided it was time to crawl into the warm shelter of the cosy blankets of the room.

10 minutes pass by.I sit bolt upright with a start.The BT Acumen champion beside me grunts like the world is coming to an end,in between each of his very
lengthy pauses of snores-the Brand Equity National Champion shows his true mettle.Not to be left a single inch behind,he follows each of the
former’s snores with 3 of his own.And with increasing decibel levels.
I turn around,eyes wide open,hoping that the other 2 on the apparently silent side are the quiet on the buzzer kinda folks.Ha!Man proposes and the quizzing God disposes with style.The two team mates,eject the loudest snore I have ever heard almost in exact unison-as if they were going for the buzzer on the last question for the National title.

I try not to give up-tossing sides,from the Brand equity champ to the Crucible runners up to the BT Acumen champions’ pair-but to no avail.To add to my predicament,it was too cold outside to venture out to escape the torture my ears were being subjected to.I silently curse Karan-that he was not audience to this masterful cacophony of sorts.At one point I begin to secretly desire to snore like them too,even if I never match their quizzing abilities myself.

I check my watch,it’s 3 in the morning-i cannot believe I have spent 180 minutes amidst the most horrendous orchestra ever imaginable to mankind.
About 15 minutes later,the door is creaked open,Karan strides in,and the shock and awe-filled silent ‘Duddddddddde!’ shout from him fetches the first smile
on my face in about 3 hours.I close my eyes in peace,the 4 different grunts and Karan’s mumbled abuses almost like the 9th symphony in B minor

Peace.

So much of gyan-now right down to business.

Always wanted to chronicle some of my favourite quizzing moments in this blog=no better time than this-a self imposed exile from quizzing to gather my thoughts all over again.
Starting off,with the first big taste of success that I had on the open quizzing format-and what a beginning it was!

The day is still fresh in my mind,Holi of 2001.The occasion-a open cricket quiz organised by the Times of India at The Park Hotel,Calcutta.The quiz ad gave some unbelievable add on-s to the quiz-Harsha Bhogle as the guest quiz master along with the actual QM of the day Barry o Brien,with father Neil making a special appearance in the quiz too.But the real humdinger was in the form of the 2 star QMs of the night-Adam Gilchrist and Glen McGrath-stumped?The occasion was actually the soon to be historic Eden test of the Border Gavaskar Trophy of 2001.Gameplan,the sports management agency,had pulled off this coupe of sorts to organise this stellar event in the city-and the turnout on the day,in the glittering banquet hall of the Park Hotel even beat the desert like traffic on the day of Holi in the city.

India had been badly trounced in the 1st test,and there were nearly no hopes of an Indian comeback in the Eden test or the series in the minds of anyone in the quizzing arena that night.All they wanted was an evening of pristine fun,meeting unarguably the best wicket keeper batsman of all eras combined,and possibly the best fast bowler of the generation.There were teams galore-the usual suspects of Calcutta quizzing glitterati were all there.Add to that the newly crowned 1st ever ESPN school quiz champions St.Xavier’s Calcutta-Shayak and Arghya.The National finals hadn’t been aired by that time then,but the effusive praises of Harsha,the moment he saw the 2 boys,made it amply clear to me that they had emerged the National Champions-and clearly made the competition tougher on the day.

To add to that,my regular quizzing buddy,Sidharth,couldn’t make it to the event owing to some family commitment-and I had to team up with my erstwhile school teacher-cum-friend Gautam Sen.He had made it clear at the very outset that he knew near zilch about cricket quizzing,and that I shouldn’t expect much from him in terms of answers I managed to drag him along to the event by dangling the Gilchrist,McGrath carrot(s),and found that he won’t have to rue the decision later…more on this in a little while.

The prelims began.Barry somehow didn’t seem to be at his usual humorous best,and it seemed Harsha was doing a better job at conducting the prelims of the quiz.Harsha,at that time,still was his real motor mouth self and seemed not to be at as much ease in front of an audience as he was behind the mike.The questions themselves were pretty top draw,and the graphics were cool too-I have always enjoyed quizzes which are loaded with visuals,connects et al,and this one didn’t seem to disappoint me with its generous dose of the same.My sir was super tensed all through the prelims,as he could answer only one and was anxious that he was letting me down.I was amused and asked him to relax as I had the usual feeling of doing really well in the prelims when you kinda feel good of making it to the finals.

Top 6 teams would make it to the finals,to none’s surprise,St.Xavier’s Calcutta made it to the finals-with a generous(unsurprisingly) introduction from Barry o Brien,with Harsha chipping in too-they were introduced as 2 brilliant kids who had made it to the finals of this real tough open quiz TCS,with Sabyda(the future 4 time Tata Crucible champion,and Brand Equity champion) made it too.Also on stage were Soubhadra da,one of the most talented quizzers in the Calcutta circuit,and an erstwhile BBC Mastermind finalist.I remember one more Tata team-do not remember the exact name,and one more team which I cannot just recollect,and of course us-Barry kinda got emotional while introducing the ‘teacher student pair’-and since I had given the Holi colors a skip that evening and my sir was resplendent in deep green Holi Hue-s,Barry had a tough time identifying the Teacher between the 2 of us

Then Gilly and Pigeon strode in,it was like sheer magic-for a brief moment all of us on stage forgot about the quiz at hand and were mesmerised by the 2 cricketing geniuses who had just mauled us in the 1st test at **Nagpur a few days back-and they both seemed super reserved and friendly.Especially Gilly seemed to be a real popular un,what with his affable ways he seemed to have already won everyone’s heart.
A quick round of intros later,and after Barry had satisfactorily made enough fun of the 2 by making them play Gilly-Danda(no prizes for guessing who was who),we moved on to the real action on stage.

Father Neil(not just Barry’s but of Indian quizzing as the 2 O Brien scions would make us believe before,during and after each of their quizzes),conducted the 1st round-it was more of a round full of usage of English terms in the game-I got no recollection whatsoever of who scored of how much.The only thing I remember was a general agreement that we couldn’t wait for the round to end

Harsha came into the picture next,just as in the prelims-he was co hosting this final with Barry.It was here that the real battle started,Soubhadrada went ahead with a few cracking answers,then I got 2 visuals on the trot to catch up with him.The Xavier’s team got 2 as well.The 3rd round was to be a special round to be conducted by Adam Gilchrist in honour of his New South Wales icon-the legendary Sir Don who had just recently passed away.It was in this round that I gave one of those sheer gut feeling answers,which got us into the reckoning for the top spot.The question went something like,’Sir Don had once been to Canada on a tour of 80 days and during that he played tour matches on xx number of days..blah blah.Why Canada?’All I could recollect was Brockton Point at Canada being his favourite cricketing spot,cos it was the same place he had his honeymoon in-thus the answer blurted out a split second later-for his honeymoon.In my hurry I forgot to double and get extra points-which Gilly reminded me through his advice,”Sorry mate,know the rules!Great answer though-6 points”I grinned and then just enjoyed the rest of the rounds which kind of established Soubhadrada as the sole leader in the quiz,with almost a round to spare.with us a somewhere distant second,and the Xavier’s guys still way behind us.The other 3 corporate teams gave some truly brilliant answers but were never in contention for the top 2 spots.My sir had had his moment in the quiz-he answered one question regarding the common sun sign of a few famous cricketers-he worked it out well,cos his all time favourite Sunil Gavaskar was in the list,and he answered it pronto.I was delighted that he could answer one in the finals and egged him on to get a few more.

Pigeon(McGrath’s nickname) turned out to be a more quieter fellow than Gilly but he conducted his round quite professionally too-like his usual line and length stuff-stifling us here on the stage instead of the usual hapless batsman for a change.The quiz ended thus.Soubhadrada’s team finished on 110 odd.We were nearly 80.Xavier’s 50 odd,and the rest 3 I don’t recollect.There were no major comebacks-the quiz had pretty much the same standing right from round 1.

The prize distribution followed-with God’s grace,I have won many an accolade in the quizzing battlefield later on in life-but that one moment when Gilly handed over that double autographed(McGrath and himself) Test match ball to sir and myself was too good to be true.My sir,pretty silent all through the quiz,became super active during the presentation ceremony-these pics will stand testimony to the same He is one of the most endearing persons I have ever met,and till this day,I still believe it was because of his presence that I felt so relaxed and could pull the result off like that.

We asked Harsha to pose with us,the photographer who clicked the pic was a real dumbo,also the motor mouth Mr.Bhogle didn’t do us a favour by turning his face towards us to blurt out his next 50 word congratulatory sentence at the very second that the pic was being taken.

I was almost not at all surprised when the names of the Xavier’s boys were given the loudest cheers and both Barry and Harsha showered more praises on them than even the winners.Again it was totally according to expectations that the special mentions were reserved for the duo next day in the papers,with a cursory mention of the names who had come in 2nd Sour grapes?Not quite-this was just a sign of many of the discrepancies and blind favoritism that I was going to discover in the world of media and even in quizzing.

This must b the longest 1st post in any blog

Cut to 2010.”Aur kya sir?Likh kar Far denge!”So says the new age angry young journo(not a man,no way) as he promises to bring down the politician in true Modi-sque(read Jaago Re)style in the latest Rotomac pen ad.Sigh.My mind rushes back to the innocent(and sexy) Raveena ad 15 years back-when this adulteration of the idea of the Gen next,or the understanding of the needs-wants were no where there to be felt.The pseudo marketer in me tries to compare the 2 ad-s-which one is more capable of arousing an intention to buy in the mind of the TG(hee hee,couldn’t resist this)Ok,the TG of 1995,was aroused enough(pun fully intended),to try this new brand while divorcing the faithful and wonderful Reynolds-so much for loyalty to the Reynolds brand.
The current TG is not so sure of switching-at all.May be the reason varies from 1.having too many options in the marketplace today;Linc,Parker(it was present back then too,but is a lot more affordable now),Cello etc; to 2.being more prone to using the keyboard than a pen for writing stuff and many more.
Still the understanding that stays with me is-this brand evolution is not too welcome-at least in the case of the ‘Non-size zero Bollywood heroine loving male’ TG(now that’s a segmentation!).and let me tell you-that is a number the brand manager will ignore at his/her own peril.

Likhte Likhte..love happened.And we are living happily ever after.

For the other species titled ‘Indian MBA’-s,the most basic need is the two worded Latin term :Curriculum Vitae.Also referred to as Resume,put simply it is “a document that contains a summary or listing of relevant job experience and education.” But a literal translation of the Latin term is a lot more gracious : ‘course of life’. That surely sounds infinitely more serious and deep-and kinda urges you to take the CV more seriously.

CV=Course of Life

Essentially the CV of the Indian MBA(or wannabe) can be divided into the following broad parts:

1.Education  Section: Ignoring the amazingly early reach of education in India(a bit of reverse calculation on any average CV of an India boy/girl will reveal he/she started studying around the age of 6 months-1 year on an average),this section makes for very cute reading. The MBA wannabe mentions his exploits as the Head boy/girl in his own territory of a school inhabited by a little more than 40  nubile half pant clad batch mates. These descriptions are littered in between with the constellation of sit and draw/quiz/debate/essay writing/sports contests which every locality,school and apartment in India holds every sunday to cater to the CV requirements of its kids in future.

2.Undergraduate Section : This is a section that is much like a mini skirt.It hides more than what it reveals.The suspicious looking figures titled GPAs(percentages) never ever are coupled by the fact as to how many where there in the batch of the candidate.Also each of the 1000 odd boards and universities in the nation use their own methods and terminologies to calculate the GPAs of the students-so much for standardization.The weekend event section replicates here too-this time the locality of reference changing to College ‘fests’-which are essentially dotted with events consisting of only the judge and the handful of participants with zero audience. The audience conserve their energy for the psychedelic nites where the star attractions (Pakistani music groups/local small rock groups or some upcoming reality show singer) steal the show and a hell loadsa moolah.More on the fest story some time later.

3.Work Experience Section : In the new millennium,the ‘work’ experience of an Indian youth can be divided into 2 broad categories:IT and non IT.The latter essentially falls in the domain of manufacturing,financial services,marketing and sales jobs or in the rare case in education.These actually entail holding responsible positions in organizations after having worked up the corporate ladder by understanding the nuances of the job in hand.The (in)glorious job of an IT employee in an unfairly majority of the cases involves maintainence jobs of development work done abroad.A minuscule portion of the candidates are true blue developers or end up holding substantial leadership roles.Apart from these few who can claim to possess the virtues of having quality work experience,the others can be whitewashed as mere overpaid coolies in the cyber world.

4.Extra curricular activities : While some part of it was hinted at in the education section,this is one section that must be there in every CV where the candidate essentially tries to prove,just like all other candidates,that he/she is unique and is definitely not a nerd/geek.The bullet points begin with heavy duty verbs like bamboozled/overthrew/dethroned/secured/achieved till the interviewer pleads for no more.Again the context and the number of participants of the competitions are suspiciously missing-when those details are delved into,which any seasoned interviewer does,the story changes altogether.

5.Interests and other activities :Interestingly this last section is the one which tells the interviewer/panelist the most about the candidate.Reason being simple,this is the section where there is no certificate to prove your claim-you gotta write in an indirect sense only and only about yourself.And this is where the difference is created.One can hide the true picture of a contest in a fest,but one cannot fake his own interests and hobbies just by writing about it.Funny thing is,this is a part which is often misquoted as ‘additional information’ or something like a footnote-nothing could be further from the truth.This is the section which tells the most about a candidate-and should be treated with equal importance like the previous sections.

A bunch of CVs of Indian MBAs or wannabes is fur more interesting to read than the day’s newspaper,ah well,a hapless HR executive sent to recruit fresh MBAs from an insti might disagree to it…

The entire B school experience differs according to which side of the story you belong to-in it,or outside as an aspirant.The latter stage,which naturally comes first,is one filled with wide-eyed admiration for the goings-on in the hallowed interiors of the b schools-with all the rich perks that come alongwith it.Once inside,the picture changes to one that is based on a lot more practical approach,to realize the necessity to do the needful to achieve your dreams.Of the many trends that rule the roost in Indian B schools,the one that takes the cake is that of ‘globalisation‘ in an entirely Indian context.The term unfortunately has been used,and overused and ultimately abused heavily in b schools all over the country-here is why.

Go Global!!

To put it simply,Globalisation in this context would refer to the round about way to answer a query/case to hide one’s inability to come up with substantial content.Unfortunately it is not that simple as it seems-the term has more of a negative connotation to it in most people’s minds.

For example,an attempt to answer a question on strategy,using the words ‘Maslow’,'holistic’ and ‘sustainable competitive advantage’ in the same sentence banishes you to the ignomony of the title of ‘global heavyweight champion’ for the rest of your mba life.So that’s the idea,someone who is not succint enough,not clear enough-resorts to globalisation.A simple way to identify the ‘globalising’ attempt of a person is the repetative usage of words such as “basically”,”actually”,”this thing”,”that thing”,”you know” or “umm” in the midst of an explanation.More often than not,it is difficult to carry it off,without a bit of articulation.Thus smooth talkers,with generous dose of lip service hold strong chances of turning global champions.

Global Heavyweight Champion

However,there are two basic myths/unjustified notions associated with the phenomenon of globalisation-firstly,the scenario when you hear someone speaking something which you already know of.This tragic set of events takes place,everytime when you expect someone to come up with some entirely new take on a topic that is known beforehand-and when the person explains the same funda that is known previously-he is unfortunately termed ‘global’.This is entirely unfair to the person in question-his understanding is defintely not at fault here-the recipient’s expectations are.

Secondly,the yardstick that is used to compare subjects which are absolutely impossible to compare end up marking some of the most beautiful subjects as ‘global’.One classic example would be the bracketing of some subject like “organisational behaviour” as global vis-a-vis “financial management”-owing to the lack of quantification in the former as compared to the latter.

Amongst prospective students themselves,there are 2 major categories identified,the ones who are unabashed followers of ‘globalisation’ and depend on it for a living.The other variety which borders on the thin lines of hypocrisy prides itself as belonging to the ‘objective’ club and still resort to ‘the big G’ in trying situations to save themselves.

The picture is pretty clear at the end of the day-the subtle nuances of globalisation are here to stay-the longer the queue of the mba-s being churned out in the country becomes-the tentacles of globalisation,good or bad, will spread even further.

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